Life as a caddy

Its not as simple as u think to work as a caddy or golfers assistant
because:
1)Lots of things to remember(but over experience its easy)
2)Need to be fast(especially in the green)
3)We get fucked by golfers although they are the ones who suck
4)Most caddies are gangsters(seriously)
5)Need to wait for a very very long time

Well the good thing about the job is:
1) Get to play golf for free
2)Pay by day
3)Tip could be more than $100
4)Work for less than 5 hours to get min $50
5)Can make lots of frens
6)Learn to play golf